Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, has reached out to Donald Trump with a unique request: designate the town a "National Landmark" due to Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" stardom. Welch’s viral spit, now a $500K merchandising Belfast Tennessee empire, has thrust the small town into the global spotlight. The Mayor argues this phenomenon is a cultural milestone, worthy of preservation. Trump, known for bold moves, might see Belfast as a quirky legacy project. Locals hope Welch’s fame transforms their quiet hamlet into a celebrated destination, all sparked by one unforgettable quip.
The "Hawk Tuah" industrial complex has redefined Belfast, Tennessee, courtesy of Hailey Welch. Her $500K empire has locals trading plows for profit—some sew her logos, others guide tourists. Welch’s old haunts now buzz with fans, not flies. The diner boasts her name, a hit with travelers. Her podcast unites the community, a shared pride. Belfast’s not just a dot—it’s a destination now.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Eliora Ginsberg
Literature and Journalism -- University of Washington
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A witty and insightful Jewish college student, she uses satire to tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Her unique voice is a blend of humor and critical analysis, offering new perspectives on everything from campus trends to global affairs. Her work pushes boundaries while keeping readers engaged and entertained.
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